Friday, 4 January 2013

Talking Dirty – Beginners, Intermediate and Advanced



So as a counselor one of the things I advise people on is to experiment with their partners, know themselves and try a little ‘talking dirty’.  You know what I mean, I’m sitting here in thongs, a red lacy bra and sky high red stilettos, just to get the blood pumping and have him on his way home before you finished the word stiletto. However I get many people telling me everything from, I don’t know how to talk dirty, what would people think of me, to others telling me that they are experts in the art of talking dirty.
Now talking dirty is like dirty dancing, it takes practice, determination and a willingness to fall on your backside a few times, but before we get into the intricacies of talking dirty, we first need to determine where you fall in the list, are you a beginner, intermediate or on the advanced level.
Beginner
Talking dirty beginners are an interesting breed, they are either the ones who have never talked dirty before and their speech is peppered with gaps, giggles (the unsexy ones), questions such as ‘is this really turning you on’, said with a slight sneer and a difficulty in description. Others have been talking dirty for years but never got the hang of it and either continue to do the above or bring reality into play by talking about what happened on the road, at work, the bills they have to pay etc. Talking dirty is about fantasy, you have to keep the fantasy going all the time. (this goes for men and women)

Intermediate
These growing dirty talkers, have been in the game enough to know its all about the fantasy, they are able to lay down the line, and titillate the senses, but sometimes can't gauge when to say the right words. So take for instance they might suddenly throw in an end game uhhhhhh when you should still be the middle description phase, sometimes this could be impatience, the other times its distraction. When talking dirty, you have to match yourself to your partner, in dirty talk as well as life its all about compromise and accommodation.

Advanced

For you to be an advanced dirty talker, you have been through the baptism of talk, you know how to start from the simple, querying the day, the feeling, the urge, to the middle, word stroking, touching on the things in the mind that turns your partner on, to the final push which is about maintaining that excitement pitch, to culminate in an explosion. Now some advanced parties use pictures as a stimulant, because when you get to a certain point its good see, however not every dirty talker does this for varying reasons, the least of which is if it’s about talking, let’s talk. Do remember though some people are more visual than others.

How to raise your stakes.

Beginner
If you are a beginner dirty talkers here are a few things to bear in mind
Get comfortable – its important to be physically comfortable when you are doing this, bearing in mind that this is new for you and you might be feeling uncomfortable,
Get visual cues – its sometimes difficult to get in the mood when you are not seeing what you are talking about so maybe get out that sexy bra and pant set. Get some of you toys out to get in the mood, and maybe get the picture of the person you are talking to, afterall its good to see what you are turning on.
Privacy – When you are starting out as a dirty talker, you have to have some privacy, there’s nothing more off putting than trying to talk dirty when a friend is making funny faces at you or some random person looks at you like you are the DEVIL!!!!!

Intermediate
As an intermediate, you are already past the wobbly bits of talking dirty, however you have to balance out your newfound skills with patience.
Patience – having gained this skill you need to be very aware of where the other person is, and be willing to take it as quickly or slowly as it will take to turn them on, remember even though they are getting turned on by what you are saying, sometimes its just as arousing to turn someone on as it is to be turned on.
Visual stimuli – if you are a visual person, its important to let your partner know this so that at this point you can start sending pictures at the interesting times to keep thing pumping.
Change things up – by now you have a script in your mind that you follow, kinda like the wham bam thank you ma/sir or talking dirty, but if you have been talking dirty to the same person for a while, you will need to change the script because like all things, it can become boring.

Advanced

You on the point, you know how to make a person come just by breathing people, I  don’t need to say too much for you, but to keep you on point and to help you in continuing to hone that skill, here are a few pointers.
Change things up – like intermediates, by now you have a script in your mind that you follow, change things up, keep the words, scintillating and evocative.
Pay attention – The thing with perfection is that sometimes we take it for granted so this being the case, you have to not be talking dirty all the time. You have to make sure that it’s not always about the talking, sometime you might actually want to get into bed, chair, wall, or wherever suits you to do the do, or as a friend said do the ‘gbon gbon’!

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