I got your attention, didn’t I? I knew I would, after all regardless of what
is said about sex and work, everyone is curious about the phenomenon and
despite the sniggering and sneering you always wonder how that girl or guy is
keeping their job! I mean we all know they slept with the boss to get it and
now the boss has left and they still have a job, what’s going on.
From time in memorial, we’ve been told that sex may get you
the job but it won’t help you keep it and I am here to tell you that it will.
Let me start by saying I would never recommend you sleep
with anybody to get a job and even less to keep sleeping with them to keep a
job, honestly it’s not worth the stress or the emotional and psychological
repercussions, or the lies and the running around, what I am going to teach you
is how to use the idea of sex and the other person’s behavior to leverage
yourself for success.
Also remember this, if you can’t do the job, you might slide
under the radar for a while, but eventually you will be caught embarrassed and
then your backside will really be out.
When you begin in any organization and you are a person with
a vivacious personality I can pretty much guarantee that one or more of your
bosses will hit on you. Now you can do as we have been taught and is right,
raise a stink by going to HR (but lest we forget this is Nigeria and there’s a
chance even the HR official is hitting on you) or you can try these techniques
Boss hits on your verbally or puts his/ her hands on your
Don’t get angry, get smart, a boss who allows their libido
to rule their professionalism is a useful tool, so smile nicely, don’t snap or
make a fuss, gently remove their hands if its on you and say, ‘its different
with you, I won’t be able to let go if we start, so let’s not start something I
won’t be able to finish’.
A colleague/ boss initiates sexual banter
Many people get upset about this believing that if they fall
into such discussions it would show them as loose, or alternatively using sex
for success, however a true professional will tell you don’t get mad, embarrass
them. So instead of flustering or gasping and playing the’ oh I’m so good’
game, simply turn around and ask them that do they really have the guts to do
what they say because from what you heard, things are not quite what they
claim.
Now you have to be careful as regards this, balance the
level of embarrassment with jokes, after all why make an unwanted enemy because
if you have a sensitive colleague they could take offence, judge your comment
to your target.
In such circumstances stand up, dust yourself off and say,
well I did always claim to be all that I guess this proves my point.
Clothing
Dressing for the office is always an interesting enterprise,
some dress to impress their colleagues, others want to show how professional
they are by their attire, but the smart employee should dress to seduce,
intimidate and get that promotion.
Women
Never be sexy both on top and the bottom, if you want to
show your legs off today, wear a top that is discrete and heels that make your
legs look long for days.
If the top is your thing, cleavage should never be covered
up but should never exceed 2 ins
High heels are your friend, they elongate the legs and push
the front and back out accordingly.
Men
Tight and shiny is wrong, wrong, wrong. Think like Bond, James
Bond, dapper, crisp and ready to make you die another day.
A smart man both in appearance and speech is easy to project
fantasies onto, so be all that from the way your hair is combed to the
reflective finish of your shoes.
Ring a ring a roses
The chase around the office/ desk is something many
employees may have faced from time to time, however instead of running out of
the office screaming blue murder, play the libido again. Always go into the
office knowing how to open the door without seeming like you are running.
Swiftly move sideways towards the door as your boss is coming towards you,
smile in a flirting manner, and open the door enough that they are aware of
this. When the awareness has been realized, drop the paperwork and pay a
stunning compliment about their beauty, intelligence and/ or personality.
If all else fails remember you have something they want, the
pure unadulterated sex appeal that oozes from you, so long as you realize that
you have that power you can manipulate the senses and achieve professional
success.
Warning - don’t let
your sexual potency go to your head because it only takes one word, and one
action of stupidity to get the wrong label, always remember a smile is the most
powerful tool you have. 
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