It easy for women to talk about the one minute man, the
little finger man, the man that when he’s in you, you cannot feel even when you
do all the Kegel in the world, but with all this over expression of the ‘small’
man, how then do you deal with the other end of the scale, the python of the
bedroom, the fear inducing penis that is also known as the 2 hander.
To describe the 2 hander you have to use some visual
reference, the penis is the circumference of a coke can and the length of a 5’4
tall woman’s forearm and for most women the sight of this mammoth I enough to
put them off sex for the foreseeable future.
For many men the blessing of such a large appendage is also
a curse, while they can boast in the men’s room that nobody is as blessed as
they are, in the bedroom they are hard pressed to actually find a woman who is
willing to engage in any form of sex play for fear of tearing.
A client once came to me because she had, had sex with a 2
hander and she was afraid that she had broken her vagina.
She first met X at a cocktail party and they hit it off,
after a few months of dating the decided to have sex , as which point he sat
her down to explain a few facts about himself, he explained that he was very
blessed and that most women could not handle him. Being an aware and
experimental woman she claimed that she would be the woman to handle him, she
was all that and a bag of chips. Unfortunately for her, circumstances did not
quite work to her advantage because when the day came it was tears before
bedtime.
When she first saw it, she gasp because she could not
imagine taking all of him, after what must have been 1 hour of foreplay, her
coming twice, a copious amount of Lube he began to insertion (no mode of child
birth could have been more carefully planned) and after he got half way he got
stuck! No forward movement no backwards, and this was how they stayed for 15
mins until she realized that since this was Nigeria and an emergency room was
not an option, she had to use her skills, and since it had been a long hour of
foreplay luckily for her despite the lack of movement he came and she was free.
Unfortunately she was torn, couldn’t sit with ease for a few days and she never
saw this man again even when he offered her an all expense paid trip to the
Galapagos Islands.
So a bit of advice if you are of the 2 hander persuasion.
Size is important, but you have to temper that with
practicality, if you are looking to have sex with a woman you have to do the
following:
Take your time, she might not be able to take all of you are
first go, so start with the head and add increments.
Use lubrication, this is absolutely necessary because
regardless of how wet she is, you can never be too lubricated in such
circumstances.
Women
Don’t be brave if it scares you tell the man and explain to
him that you will need some time to acclimatize.
If you can’t take it stop and it’s not wimpy to run, a
burning arse is NOT sexy
If all else fails for both of you, remember there is
somebody out there for you and in that case size does matter!
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