Have Sex Like a Porn Star!!

It’s every woman’s dream to be able to give their man the type of sex that makes a porn star blush and every man’s wish to sleep with a porn star. On the flip side its everywoman’s dream to be able to have a man who can do what she wants the way she wants like the porn stars seem to do and every man’s dream to not have comparison’s made with the ex, the first or worse still that guy with the HUGE!!! On screen, so this is Pink Mafia’s Guide to having sex like a porn star.

Let me start that I say sex not make love because what porn stars do is sex at its basic non emotionally connected way.  If you want to make love, then you are talking emotions, love (or at least affection) and a lot more soft lighting. To have sex like a porn star we are talking sweat, well generally fluids of all kind, a bit of acrobatics, some awesome yoga moves and not forgetting experimentation. It is also important to note that in porn movies, there are *fluffers and you can always cut and restart again.  This is not true for the real world, in the real work, you get dry, cranky and parts of your body you never knew existed begin hurting BAD.

So before you undertake this journey (and trust me if you don’t plan this well it’ll seem like a 10 year journey into the Sahara) here are a few steps.

·         Begin simple stretches to relax your joints and muscles

·         Have a massage, you need to be supple

·         Buy lube, since you are in for the long haul you need to keep lubricated

·         Drink a lot of water, hydration is key

Part of the preparation for sex like a porn star also includes the physical not just the internal so,

·         Clean up down there (shave, wax, or just make sure it looks neat)

·         Get something sexy to wear; nobody wants to fuck a porn star with tatty underwear

·         Don’t spray perfume on your private part, it hurts, it smells funny after a while and its bitter

7 Steps to getting down!!!

1.       Inhibitions – are your enemy, porn stars don’t have inhibitions, they go out and experience all that there is to, so don’t be coy and remove your dress slowly (women) and don’t be overly focused on the goal (men) go in there with confidence and awareness that your sex is the best

2.       Lube up – porn stars swear by lubes (all types, spicy, peppery, flavoured, or just plain) because it keeps the movement free and easy, nobody wants to feel as though they are having sex with sand paper and after a while everybody gets dry

3.       Positions – anybody who has watched a porn film knows that positioning is key, positions for deeper penetration, positions for make sure the G spot is always hit, change position, experiment.

4.       Dirty – don’t be afraid to get dirty, and by dirty I means sweaty, hair mussed, and smeared with fluids, porn stars are not about the looking pretty during sex, they are about getting maximum pleasure

5.       Use your Mouth – yes ive said it in other blogs, but I cannot say it enough, from 69’s to blow jobs, head, licking, biting your mouth provides another avenue to increase pleasure

6.       Pain – if you are inclined towards pain, a little bit of spanking and scratching can make a whole lot of difference

7.       Voice – porn stars use their voices a lot, from moaning and screaming to, talking dirty and saying just how they want it, free your voice let it fly!

Now if all of this doesn’t do you like a porn star, then come talk to me and we’ll find out just what is blocking you!

*fluffers – people whose job is to make sure you stay hard if you are a guy and wet if you are a woman