How to make your Vajajay juice and Jism taste good

I don’t know if you have ever had that moment, as you are going down on your partner for the first time, the pre whatever comes and you go ‘Hell NO, this tastes foul! 

Now i’m your girl and I’ll tell you the truth, your internal juices do not taste like lollipops and vanilla cream cakes, and sometimes they can taste just awful, because some people are just nasty, not bathing and cleaning down there and for others it’s the food they eat, for others it is their lifestyle as a whole.

So in honour of all the men and women who have had the very sad pleasure of ingesting something that they would rather not from down there (cause you have to admit some people have gnomes living down there), and also to perform a public service that would get your partner coming back for more of your sweet, sweet taste, take these advice to heart and you will never go dry again!

Sweet Fruits and Veg

Now I am not saying that it is 100% fool proof, but evidence has found that eating sweet fruits such as Pineapples, Cherries, Strawberries, etc can make a woman’s juices sweeter. As the vagina juices are acidic, these sweet fruits help to balance out the PH down there.

As men’s sperm is alkaline fruits such as Pineapple with high acidity helps to also balance out the PH of the sperm to make it less bitter and more ummmm hmmmmm!

Celery can also been seen as the vegetables of champions when it comes to the bodies sexual secretions. 

For women celery is high in water and Vitamin C, it works wonders to reduce any bitter taste the vagina may have. Vitamin C is very effective in restoring the ecology of vaginal bacteria and promoting the growth of healthy flora .

For Men celery, has a high chlorophyll content, that's believed to help sweeten the taste of semen

Keeping it Clean

Certain sexual practices cause vaginal odor, any introduction of foreign bacteria can upset the delicate balance in your vagina and so sexual practices can have an effect. Certain practices in particular can set off a reaction, namely anal sex before vaginal sex, oral sex, and the use of objects or food as penetrative methods. If you wish to engage in these practices, use protection (like a condom) and change it in between activities.

Avoid hot baths and hot tubs. Surrounding your vagina with overly hot water will kill much of your body’s natural bacteria which preserves the delicate balance of your vagina. Avoid sitting in very hot water too frequently or for too long.

Try shaving or trimming. Having pubic hair does not necessarily cause odor in that area, but it can create an environment that harbors bacteria if not cleaned properly. If you want to reduce the likelihood of this being a problem, you can shave your pubic hair or keep it cut short. Keeping it cut short is probably better, as stubble can cause skin irritation and invite infections, plus it is itchy and uncomfortable.

Use wet wipes, sometimes you can’t quite get yourself clean enough with dry wipes. Some small amount of residue, can remain and harbor bacteria. Occasionally use a wet wipe or baby wipe to clean only the outside of your pubic area if you feel basic hygiene methods aren’t working well enough.

• Use wet wipes which are fragrance free. Baby wipes tend to use less chemicals and often have fragrance free options.

Reading this, you might think that this sounds more like a science project that just getting the good smells going, but your body is a finely tuned machine that works on a simple and basic trajectory, if you go to much in one direction is affects everything that comes out of you.

If all else fails, and you continue to find that your juices are still tasting or smelling badly there is a chance that you have an STD, STI or some other medical issue, and I would suggest that you go and see you doctor immediately.