How to make your Vajajay juice and Jism taste good

I don’t know if you have ever had that moment, as you are going down on your partner for the first time, the pre whatever comes and you go ‘Hell NO, this tastes foul! 

Now i’m your girl and I’ll tell you the truth, your internal juices do not taste like lollipops and vanilla cream cakes, and sometimes they can taste just awful, because some people are just nasty, not bathing and cleaning down there and for others it’s the food they eat, for others it is their lifestyle as a whole.

So in honour of all the men and women who have had the very sad pleasure of ingesting something that they would rather not from down there (cause you have to admit some people have gnomes living down there), and also to perform a public service that would get your partner coming back for more of your sweet, sweet taste, take these advice to heart and you will never go dry again!

Sweet Fruits and Veg

Now I am not saying that it is 100% fool proof, but evidence has found that eating sweet fruits such as Pineapples, Cherries, Strawberries, etc can make a woman’s juices sweeter. As the vagina juices are acidic, these sweet fruits help to balance out the PH down there.

As men’s sperm is alkaline fruits such as Pineapple with high acidity helps to also balance out the PH of the sperm to make it less bitter and more ummmm hmmmmm!

Celery can also been seen as the vegetables of champions when it comes to the bodies sexual secretions. 

For women celery is high in water and Vitamin C, it works wonders to reduce any bitter taste the vagina may have. Vitamin C is very effective in restoring the ecology of vaginal bacteria and promoting the growth of healthy flora .

For Men celery, has a high chlorophyll content, that's believed to help sweeten the taste of semen

Keeping it Clean

Certain sexual practices cause vaginal odor, any introduction of foreign bacteria can upset the delicate balance in your vagina and so sexual practices can have an effect. Certain practices in particular can set off a reaction, namely anal sex before vaginal sex, oral sex, and the use of objects or food as penetrative methods. If you wish to engage in these practices, use protection (like a condom) and change it in between activities.

Avoid hot baths and hot tubs. Surrounding your vagina with overly hot water will kill much of your body’s natural bacteria which preserves the delicate balance of your vagina. Avoid sitting in very hot water too frequently or for too long.

Try shaving or trimming. Having pubic hair does not necessarily cause odor in that area, but it can create an environment that harbors bacteria if not cleaned properly. If you want to reduce the likelihood of this being a problem, you can shave your pubic hair or keep it cut short. Keeping it cut short is probably better, as stubble can cause skin irritation and invite infections, plus it is itchy and uncomfortable.

Use wet wipes, sometimes you can’t quite get yourself clean enough with dry wipes. Some small amount of residue, can remain and harbor bacteria. Occasionally use a wet wipe or baby wipe to clean only the outside of your pubic area if you feel basic hygiene methods aren’t working well enough.

• Use wet wipes which are fragrance free. Baby wipes tend to use less chemicals and often have fragrance free options.

Reading this, you might think that this sounds more like a science project that just getting the good smells going, but your body is a finely tuned machine that works on a simple and basic trajectory, if you go to much in one direction is affects everything that comes out of you.

If all else fails, and you continue to find that your juices are still tasting or smelling badly there is a chance that you have an STD, STI or some other medical issue, and I would suggest that you go and see you doctor immediately.

Ask for it

I have been approached by a lot of clients recently telling me that they feel that they are always in the wrong sexually with their partner and they don’t know what is going on.

Time and time again, they are faced with the wrinkled nose after sex, and the ‘yes I did come, but you know’………, from what these men are saying, it seems that women are doing one of the many NO NO’s in sex that they should never do, they are asking their men to read their minds, and moods, and the men are worried about being seen as freaks!

I know I have said this before but if you want something, you have to ask for it, and not the ‘you know my friend said that……’ you have to be blunt with your partner because if you don’t tell them, who will?

Asking for it in Nigeria can be a dangerous pursuit I admit, because some men might feel threatened that you know so much about yourself and your pleasure, for others it’s a turn on for them to know that you know what pleases you. On the flip side men also find it difficult asking for that they want because they don’t want to be called weird or freaks, but in the game of sex like in life, if you don’t ask for what you want, you end up with blue balls (this is a very equal opportunity description)

How to ask for it:

Letting your freak flag fly is not an easy thing but honesty from the very beginning is important, if you are the sort of person who needs your partner to live face first down there you have to say, however if you haven’t said before and the sex just seems to be going from bad to worse, here are a few things to help.

1.       Never tell your partner immediately after sex that the sex was crap! Now I don’t mean lie if after sex they ask if you liked it or not, I mean be considerate, say something like, I wish we could try……… By doing this, you are not being confrontational or dismissive you are tackling the issue without conflict with is very important if you want to have round 2, 3 or 4.

2.        If you are too shy to say it, get a pen and paper, use your phone, whatever way in which you wish to communicate it, send the message that you want to try something else because you could (key word here) ‘get more pleasure together if something new was tried’.

3.       If all else fails, you go for the sledge hammer approach, be simple and straight with your partner, tell them you are not having fun in bed, you are not coming you want to try other things. I would suggest that at this time, have a list of those things, and also listen you your partner. For some of them they fact that you are not getting satisfaction is news to them but like all things with active communication you can solve about 85% of your problems.

When all is said and done, nobody knows you like you know yourself, so if you don’t know what turns you on and you are not willing to experiment with your partner, I am sorry to say the issues are deeper that I am just not getting off.