I don’t know if you have ever had that
moment, as you are going down on your partner for the first time, the pre
whatever comes and you go ‘Hell NO, this tastes foul!
Now i’m your girl and I’ll tell you the
truth, your internal juices do not taste like lollipops and vanilla cream
cakes, and sometimes they can taste just awful, because some people are just
nasty, not bathing and cleaning down there and for others it’s the food they
eat, for others it is their lifestyle as a whole.
So in honour of all the men and women who
have had the very sad pleasure of ingesting something that they would rather
not from down there (cause you have to admit some people have gnomes living
down there), and also to perform a public service that would get your partner
coming back for more of your sweet, sweet taste, take these advice to heart and
you will never go dry again!
Sweet Fruits and Veg
Now I am not saying that it is 100% fool
proof, but evidence has found that eating sweet fruits such as Pineapples, Cherries,
Strawberries, etc can make a woman’s juices sweeter. As the vagina juices are
acidic, these sweet fruits help to balance out the PH down there.
As men’s sperm is alkaline fruits such as
Pineapple with high acidity helps to also balance out the PH of the sperm to
make it less bitter and more ummmm hmmmmm!
Celery can also been seen as the vegetables
of champions when it comes to the bodies sexual secretions.
For women celery is high in water and
Vitamin C, it works wonders to reduce any bitter taste the vagina may have.
Vitamin C is very effective in restoring the ecology of vaginal bacteria and
promoting the growth of healthy flora .
For Men celery, has a high chlorophyll
content, that's believed to help sweeten the taste of semen
Keeping it Clean
Certain sexual practices cause vaginal odor, any introduction of foreign
bacteria can upset the delicate balance in your vagina and so sexual practices
can have an effect. Certain practices in particular can set off a reaction,
namely anal sex before vaginal sex, oral sex, and the use of objects or food as
penetrative methods. If you wish to engage in these practices, use protection
(like a condom) and change it in between activities.
Avoid hot
baths and hot tubs. Surrounding your vagina with overly
hot water will kill much of your body’s natural bacteria which preserves the
delicate balance of your vagina. Avoid sitting in very hot water too frequently
or for too long.
Try
shaving or trimming. Having pubic hair does not
necessarily cause odor in that area, but it can create an environment that
harbors bacteria if not cleaned properly. If you want to reduce the likelihood
of this being a problem, you can shave your pubic hair or keep it cut short.
Keeping it cut short is probably better, as stubble can cause skin irritation
and invite infections, plus it is itchy and uncomfortable.
Use wet wipes, sometimes you can’t quite get yourself clean
enough with dry wipes. Some small amount of residue, can remain and harbor
bacteria. Occasionally use a wet wipe or baby wipe to clean only the outside of
your pubic area if you feel basic hygiene methods aren’t working well enough.
- Use wet wipes which are fragrance free. Baby wipes tend to use less chemicals and often have fragrance free options.
Reading this, you might think that this sounds more like a science
project that just getting the good smells going, but your body is a finely
tuned machine that works on a simple and basic trajectory, if you go to much in
one direction is affects everything that comes out of you.
If all else fails, and you continue to find that your juices are still
tasting or smelling badly there is a chance that you have an STD, STI or some
other medical issue, and I would suggest that you go and see you doctor
immediately.
